In addition to the regular masses obeying the Lord Alcohol and His Prophet Dalai Lama the Lord of Ultimate Chaos and the Harbinger of Death, we have a branch in our religion swearing special fealty to the Prophet. The Order of the Drunken Death. These monks of most acute discipline, physique and intellect follow the Manifest and in addition adhere to a certain Code. The Code goes as follows:

1. Thou shall never be sober

2. Children are demons and must be purified

3. Thou shall covet thy women

4. Or men

5. Of course while intoxicated

6. There is no such thing as too drunk to fuck

7. You are ninjas as well as monks; NONE can stand in your way

8. Of course while intoxicated

9. Real ultimate power!

10. Thou shall only consume beer or whiskey

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