Dalai Lama the Lord of Ultimate Chaos and the Harbinger of Death

This splendid guy is not gay, but likes to have a gay time! Born in the fanfabulous year of 1981 he soon realized his mission upon this orange-grey world.

After growing up in the filthy rich west-side of the Capital of Norway, he went missionaring about the country. By missionaring we of course mean the only proper way to present the Lord: Getting shitfaced again and again. Knowing with absolute certaintly that you can never experience God too much. After all, there is not limit to the Mercy of Whisky; if you have the cash that is.

This second part is the true test of Faith; getting your hands on the Holy Relic of the Saints- CASH. Dalai Lama the Lord of Ultimate Chaos and the Harbinger of Death therefore works as a salesman for a large Norwegian Catalogue company. This is a two-edged sword for the Prophet, since being a salesman causes serious need for Prayer (getting drunk)it is good; but the reason you need Prayer is of course due to the fact that being a salesman sucks donkey scrotum- wich is bad. But soon the Prophet hopes to get a better job, with less hard work and more Sacred Money.

The Prophet is at the moment single, so if you want to guarantee your pathway to God's Kingdom; give him a call. God Himself says this is a Good course of action. He told us this very vividly yesterday in the form of 15 beers, a Laphroaig Whisky and two Guinness Beers.

In conclusion; heed the word of the Prophet and Ye shall be Saved!

High-priestess Muffin (of d00m)

Priestess muffin was born to non-believing parents. She spent her first 17 years unknowing of God and the elixir of life. Luckily she was finally introduced to the glory of God and has since been walking the road to salvation. She currently recides in the centre of the world, also known as Stavanger - Norway. Here she spends her life worshipping God and it's many alter egos as often as she can. Her mission is to spread the gospel of God to other poor souls depraved of it's joyous way of life.

Priestess muffin urges all to join her in her noble quest. Repent your sins and fill yourself with God! Remember, salvation is always just a few drinks away.
 

If you want to know more about Priestess muffin and her life outside the D.R.U.N.K. clergy, please go here